U arrive 2 da party with a group of 10 or more other guyz(In Honda's N Acura's) U don't mind if girlz cut infront of U even they R ugly. If guyz cut U, U have 2 start a fight. UR hair cOntainz 2 bottlez of mousse, one tube of gel, N one can of hair spray incase one strand getz out of place, U R eitha bald, UR pantz R saggin', a pager is alwayz in da right front pocket snapped on backwards, N UR car alarm remote is hangin' out in da left front pocket. U stare at every girl at da party, but neva approach N-E of them and U hope da girl U like knowz one of UR frien'z N then U will say "Hook me up!" U've smoked approx. 3 packets of Marlboro Lights B-fore da night iZ over U start 2 ask for cigarettes off frien's after UR 3 packs coz U wanna stay lookin' sick U take bout' 2 hourz 2 ask a girl 2 dance N by da time U got enough nerves 2 go up 2 her, someone beat U 2 it N U end up muggin' dat guy 4 da rest of the night N U keep tellin'UR frien'z "Fu*K Fu*K Fu*k Fu*K!!!"
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If U R GoIn' 2 AsIaN pArtiEZ:*GiRLz:
U try 2 arrive a little late coz U know dat U get 2 cut somewhere N da lines as long as U putted pounds of makeup N U reveal a little bit of UR "size A" breasts with UR "Wonder Bra" U neva brin' N-E money coz U'LL usually get in free bY flirtin' with da guyz at da door N suckers alwayz buy U drinks U R wearin' baggy jeanz with a black "Bebe or DKNY" shirt U play with UR hair when U try 2 get a cute guy's attention get very angry when U see UR cute guy freakin'(dancin very nastily) with another girl who is wearin' less clothes N more revealin' than U!
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PaRtY tRaiTz:
Ladies in free all nite(they have dere wayz)da guyz at da door get a hard on when a group of girlz flirts with them 2 get in free da guyz in line start 2 say "Damn, did U see dat b*tch, she was fine. Dat'z me dogg, dat'z all ME!"...Then do nothin' abOut it! ...Then at da end of da nite he says "She wasn't all dat, I saw her up close N damn, it looks like someone stepped on her face N kept on walkin'!" coz she didn't like him male or female won't approach one another unless they know one of your frien'z da only rap songz U recognise R:HiP HoP hooray N BaBy got back most of da people who R dancin' have no rhythm. None what so eva guyz ask girlz 2 dance N a group of 2 on 2, 3 on 3, 8 on 8.... "Hey, U wanna dance? how many frien's U got? We got 8 too!" "come on girl, stop frontin!" "We just gonna dance" Da bar neva makes any money smokers B smokin' up a storm everyone lookz like they R 16 if it's an 18 N over party; peepz look 17 if it's a 21 N over a few guyz who actually finished da 8 oz beer R huggin' da trash can!!!
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HoW 2 pREpaRe B-fORe gOIn' 2 an AsIaN pARtY
Buy hair proucts! Buy ciggies! Go 2 the hairdressers or a friend who really knows how 2 cut hair, exactly two hours before the expected arrival time N ask 4 a "FADE" practice.
The followin' at home: UR attitude, do UR hair, sag UR pantz, try on every colour of UR plaid shirts, work on UR alcohol tolerance by drinkin' 1 bottle of beer N increasin' one bottle a week practice 2 check out a girl or a guy without starin' 4 an hour (half a second should B UR goal) fix up your Honda oR Acura don't 4get UR pager or cell phone since it is a part of UR party attire..!!..
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